Craig Kev Porter was the goalkeeper for Highett Primary School. I think this was the first time I met him. We joined forces at Highett High School. We studied Indonesian together. Had Craig been the teacher. He would have been called Pak Porter. If he had have dressed up as a woman and been our teacher, he would have been called Bu Porter. As he did neither of these things, he was just called Porter. Porter is a traveled traveler, when not balancing snakes on his arms, he finds himself in situations like the one below … Thanks Craig Porter, your support of the project is kindly and thoroughly appreciated!